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Practice Yoga Not Murder Towel


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How many times has it happened that you’re in the kitchen working feverishly to get a meal out before you’re your loved ones decide that cannibalism is acceptable behavior? Then one of those loved ones walks in, shovels a bunch of food in their pie hole and walks away. It’s always comforting that young children and pets no longer risk becoming an appetizer dish. However, it’s beyond irritating that the snacker will now most likely turn up their nose at dinner and claim they aren’t hungry. We’ve all been there. Just a word of advice, it is always easier to conceal a long, deep yoga breath or two than it is to cover up a murder. Instead of worrying about how you can conceal your crime of passion, take a moment to look at this handy microfiber towel and inhale several of those awesome yoga breaths. The towel serves a reminder to not pass on the yoga plans you had. It’s the perfect gift for parents of teens or toddlers or anyone who has regular contact with people. If you love this towel, you should check out our ceramic mug with this design.
16x24 inch waffle weave microfiber towel. 80% polyester 20% polyamide fabric.
Washing Instructions: Wash in warm or hot water without fabric softener or bleach. Avoid washing with cotton. Air dry or tumble dry in low heat.