This pretty much sums up my feelings about daily cooking and is why my husband does all the dinner cooking and I do the fun baking projects.  It’s just no fun to make something and have your loved ones tell you, “It’s yucky” or “Does anyone else think this cheese tastes funny?”.  My ego just can’t take it.  No one ever says that stuff after you make dessert, unless you put WAY too much lemon extract in a pudding pie filling.  And that, my friends, IS reasonable cause for complaint.  That said my four lemon extract victims are all very much alive… I think.  This white microfiber towel tells the truth about cooking in a rather hilarious way.  Would you rather have a sign for your kitchen?  Let us know by sending us a request to custom@villamolenaar.com. Want a version without the skull?  Check out our PG version of this towel.